nerdy-pop-culture-reference:

the-lady-to-your-loki:

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

benedictophone:

themanwiththekeyisking:

lapetitesinge:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

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Tom Hiddleston is a highly educated Shakespearean actor.

He knows multiple languages.

He writes Joss Whedon 4,000 words disertaions via email.

He’s acted with great and highly respected actors.

He is a grown-ass man.

I just wanted to remind everyone of that.

he got a motherfucking double first at Cambridge and this is what we have to put up with

because.

BECAUSE WHEDONN

reblogging for his fucking achievements this absolute arse

also reblogging for his achievements because holy shit

life isn’t fair

This is why I want him as a pet.

Oh hey look a message in my inbox, must be from my friend

Oh nevermind it’s spam

.:.

Also, I haven’t been wondering as much things lately, so I’ve been lacking pretentious post inspiration.  So it’s going to be a bunch of Avengers shit.

FUN FACT OF THE DAY:  THE AVENGERS IS THE BOMB

anorie:

borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

I just made the most disturbing noises ever after reading this, I think I need help.

> Hey cool a minecraft server with people I know

> It’s cool we’re all building stuff together

> Oh okay there’ll be factions

> Excuse me we can attack each other

> I’ll just stay out of it

> Slaughtered by someone I have barely tolerated in real life for years, while standing in my house not being a threat

> I’m already having a bad day

> Not even the delicious hunk of man meat Chris Hemsworth can cheer me up

> All of my chickens disappear

> My job was to farm and breed animals

> I did get to kill the fucker that killed me and took my stuff

> I think he ate some of my food

> This would be okay if we exchanged it in a diplomatic way

> “Troll” is not a fucking title you cunt, even for the orcs

> tumblr is now my diary

> I will regret this post later in my life

> an hero

> But who was phone

TL:DR

  I was having fun with a minecraft server until this fucker from my high school decided to snipe me in my own fucking house and take my stuff which I’d just made.  While I was about to replant things and breed some more piggies.  I wasn’t fond of the warring-factions plugin that was implemented (the factions were a cool idea, really, but I was hoping for a diplomatic side), but once, you know, someone you don’t like comes in and kills you out of nowhere you don’t really want to be part of the group anymore.

tertiusvonfluffenwelter:

FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB

Oh look, a rare butthurt person on the internet.

NO NO NO NO NO

No no no noooo

Well I knew he was old, but I didn’t expect him to be balding D:

Designers, why did you do this?  This looks horrible.

Horrible.

I’m going to go die in a corner, but when it comes down to it, my Altmer mage, Adelmar, STILL LOVES NELACAR.  YOU HEAR ME, BETHESDA?  THESE HIGH ELVES ARE GONNA HAVE GAY BABIES NONETHELESS.

And by “gay babies”, I mean they’re going to go on adventures and trapping the souls of people into black soul gems, because that’s how they roll.

Brain:  Hey you should just have a Skyrim tumblr so you can talk to someone but not actually

Me: Excuse me

Brain:  Not like anyone cares about your fun facts

Me: Excuse me

Brain: Skyrimmmm

Me:  What

Brain:  Do it

Me: Well alright maybe

We drink to our youth, to the days come and gone

For the age of Opression, is now nearly done

We’ll drive out the dragons from this land that we own

with out blood and our steel we will take back our home

All hail to Kira!  She is Dovahkiin!

In her great honor we drink and we sing.

We’re the children of Skyrim and we fight all our lives

And when Sovngarde beckons…

Kira goes and defeats Alduin and then laughs about how whenever she’s next to Tsun she’s eye-level with his manly nipples, and then she comes back to the land of the living, because she’s just that awesome.

And then she carries on her life, still roaming Skyrim and helping the people, with her faithful mortal husband in tow, and her other immortal husband on call through that magical staff that she got from some drunken dude who happened to be a Daedric Prince.

Wait what

Melissa go play Minecraft