bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

chronically—cute:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

THIS IS ACTUALLY FALSE.If you listen to the audio recording of her arrest, you see that this is most definitely not the case. First of all, she was having sex with her boyfriend in the car. Not just kissing. Then, when the officer only asks to see her ID, she immediately says “this is because I’m black”. When the officer said NOTHING about race or anying, he just asked to see her ID. When that didn’t work, she said “do you know who I am? I have a publicist!” and went on to say that she was famous and shouldnt be arrested. THEN when THAT didnt work, she pulled the “my step mom is dying in the hospital” card. Yeah. And the officer only asked to see her ID.

chronically—cute:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

THIS IS ACTUALLY FALSE.

If you listen to the audio recording of her arrest, you see that this is most definitely not the case. First of all, she was having sex with her boyfriend in the car. Not just kissing. Then, when the officer only asks to see her ID, she immediately says “this is because I’m black”. When the officer said NOTHING about race or anying, he just asked to see her ID. When that didn’t work, she said “do you know who I am? I have a publicist!” and went on to say that she was famous and shouldnt be arrested. THEN when THAT didnt work, she pulled the “my step mom is dying in the hospital” card. Yeah. And the officer only asked to see her ID.

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

feduptoinfinity:

Boys are not trash
Men are not useless
Trans men are not worthless

Boys are not trash
Men are not useless
Trans men are not worthless

Boys are not trash
Men are not useless
Trans men are not worthless

Stop saying they are.

They are none of these things.

The other day I was trying to show someone how to deal with selections in Photoshop and something went horribly wrong

The other day I was trying to show someone how to deal with selections in Photoshop and something went horribly wrong

William-Adolphe Bouguereau 

asylum-art:

Amsterdam-based sculptor Cedric Laquieze decorates real cat and dog skeletons with colorful fake flowers to create some of the insect sculptures you’ve ever seen.

Do these not blow your mind? Composed of bones, plants, feathers, and insect parts, these fairies are the inspired creations of Cedric Laquieze, an Amsterdam based sculptor and recent graduate from the Rietveld academy (class of 2010). There is much more where these came from and I definitely recommend a trip to Cedric’s blog where you can view not only his fairies but also his flower creatures and goddesses – all of which are fantastic!